Just A Thought (Disorder):

You can't possibly focus on a romantic relationship if your penis or vagina is insecure, indecisive, or has A.D.D. The symptoms of such irresponsibility ultimately include: nausea, headache, anxiety, depression, and heartache. Some patients have even reported stress, child support orders, restraining orders, hospital stays, STDs, and criminal records as side affects. So please choose wisely. Forget what your panties say, or what your boxer briefs choose to tell you; dodge the BS when you see it, learn to leave the games for SportsCenter, and the tricks – for kids. Feelings aren't funny, and hearts aren't toys. Love is still sacred to most people, so Dishonesty and Uncertainty can lead to some dire consequences if we introduce them to the wrong people. My advice then, would be to #FocusMan, #ThinkTwice, and #PayAttention, because while heartbreak is a bitter pill to swallow, so are antibiotics, reality checks, and that tasteless soup in the ICU that you'll be forced to eat after he/she fu&#$ you up because they caught you cheating. #DontEndUpOnTheEveningNews

-Kanika A. Vann
Author, Love: Possible

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